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Combat DJ LazorGrrl
Street Sam
Combat DJ
Player Purkinje
Metatype Human
Street Cred 0
Notoriety 2
Public Awareness 0
D.O.B. 19 March 2056
Folder Google Drive
Metatype - E
Attributes - B
Magic/Resonance - E
Skills - B
Resources - A

Character Information


LazorGrrl is the most radical full-body replacement ever. She has roller skates, laser guns, a fingertip monowhip, and more!


Pink Mohawk: LazorGrrl is extremely lighthearted and approaches every situation like it's a game. She is loaded down for heavy combat.


  • Get bigger lasers!
  • Do awesome stuff!


LazorGrrl was once an average corpsec officer in SpinGlobal® Razor Elite Security™. At one point, she learned about something known as the Zero-Essence Initiative, which was screening for candidates from SpinGlobal® Razor Elite Security™ officers who performed well, fit corporate culture, and had certain biological traits. LazorGrrl happened to fit all of those, and her body was replaced with extensive cyberware to "make her bigger and badder, able to party harder and longer!" Unlike the Cybercentaurs™ she came out of it looking relatively humanoid still. At this point, she decided it would be even more radical if she went rogue, because what's more radical than a rogue cyborg who doesn't play by the rules? SpinGlobal thinks this is rad as well and sometimes hires her as high-threat response.

Narrative Significant Qualities

  • Big Regret: The Zero-Essence Initiative is a program within SpinGlobal. Officially, it's to develop the raddest cyberware and most extensive body modifications possible - it contributed to the SpinGlobal® Razor Elite Security™ Cybercentaur™. Secretly, the program is part of an aggressive push to get employees as chromed up as possible, with an odd focus on nanotech as well. LazorGrrl knows that the program is playing fast and loose with people's lives and making them into freakish, inhuman things at its worst excesses. She regrets signing up for it, and tries to hide this secret.
  • Combat Junkie: As a former member of SpinGlobal® Razor Elite Security™, LazorGrrl learned to enjoy combat. She absolutely loves fighting and looking stylish while doing so, and she'll jump at the opportunity.
  • Distinctive Style: A certified combat DJ, LazorGrrl always dresses in bright, flashy neon colors. She always looks like she's going to a rave. Even if she were completely naked, her cybernetic body has casemods allowing her to display any sort of colors and patterns when she wants, which is always.
  • Mild Addiction (Betel): She's hooked on the corpcandy.
  • Poor Self Control (Thrill Seeker): LazorGrrl absolutely loves doing exciting things, and she has a hard time resisting the urge. Years of working with Spinrad Global have only contributed to this.
  • Weak Immune System: LazorGrrl has a weakened immune system due to extensive cyberware implants.

Run History

NameGMMetaplotDate of Run
Revenge Served Hot with a Side Dish of Molten SlagEye of the Storm12 April 2081
This Harbor is YoursPillare
9 April 2081
Aggressive ResearchTeksuraNew Job24 January 2081
The High CsAuroraAgainst all odds - The OtherCon story6 January 2081
The Chrome DollsAurora30 December 2080
Tragedy to Triumph... That's FireDrBurst25 December 2080
Jewels and BulletsBakefire20 December 2080

Needs AAR




Contact Connection Loyalty Archetype Profession Aspects Chips
Betz 5 2 Legwork Infobroker Hacker, Infobroker, Matrix Lorekeeper, Mitsuhama Computer Technologies, Technomancer, Technoshaman Even
Captain Madeline Palermo 5 2 Gear Black Market Armorer Ares Macrotechnology, Armorer, Ex-Firewatch, Firearms, Laser Weapons, Milspec Gear Even
Litigation Jackson 4 3 Service Lawyer Contract Negotiator, Corporate Law, Defense Attorney, Spinrad Global, Weapon Law Even
Mano Ringo 6 1 Custom (N, A, G, K) Shiawase Corporate Executive Shiawase Elite, High Society, Corrupt, Media Grip, HTR Access, Shiawase Shipping, Shiawase Gear, Ruthless Corporate Efficiency, Betrayer Even
Perfect Authentic Cadence 5 3 Custom(G,A,K,N) Cybersurgeon Monad, Cyberlimbs, Cyberware, Geneware, Medical Gear, Nanotechnology, Pharmaceuticals, Street Doc Even
Rick Rampant 4 3 Fixer Talent Scout Club Regular, Corporate Connections, Criminal Contacts, ID Forger, Seattle Native Even






  • 88 Triad: -2

In Character Information

Symbols and Signatures

Shooting something with a laser. That's kind of her thing.

Matrix Search Table

1 Hit Typos where people were trying to type "razorgirl."
3 Hits Combat DJ LazorGrrl, now playing around the sprawl! And various other ads for someone by that name doing shows in Seattle.
6 Hits LazorGrrl's Combat DJ certification from SpinGlobal is legit, actually. She must've undergone extensive cybernetic augmentation and training in exotic weaponry.

Shadow Community Table

1 Hit A street sam from Seattle. Highly resilient, if... impractical.
2 Hits Prominently uses laser weapons, hence her name.
3 Hits Her resilience comes from extensive cybernetic augmentation.
4+ Hits Has connections to SpinGlobal, which seems to be where her combination of chrome and DJing comes from.


Katherine Palmer (Spinrad Global, R4)

  • Restricted Cyberware License
  • Security Professional License



LazorGrrl is always dressed in rave clothes - often the kind designed by SpinGlobal's top designers who are great at making stuff that catches eyes at a gala while blending in with a rave.

Matrix Persona

LazorGrrl on the matrix looks like some sort of sleek, chrome humanoid constantly changing colors and patterns.

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