The Cross Country Calamity Jam

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THE CRIME MALL BULLETIN!

THE ANNUAL CROSS COUNTRY CALAMITY JAM STARTS TODAY! TUNE IN AS HUNDREDS OF GO-GANGERS FROM ALL OVER THE CONTINENT RACE FROM WASHINGTON ALL THE WAY TO NOVA SCOTIA! OUR TEAM OF DECKHEADS AND DRONE NERDS WILL BE FULLY COMMITTED TO BRINGING YOU THE BLOOD AND DRAMA OF THE RACE 24/7! WATCH AS ALLIANCES ARE FORMED, FRIENDS BETRAYED AND MAYBE A FEW LOVES BLOOM ALONG THE WAY! WE AT KRIME HAVE PROVIDED THE RACERS WITH A WONDERFUL SELECTION OF WEAPONS AND EXPERIMENTAL VEHICLE MODS AS USUAL, BUT THIS YEAR WE HAVE GIVEN OUR CONTESTANTS A TOY THEY WILL PROBABLY GROW TO HATE, OUR NEW PATENT PENDING KRIME CHOKER, A DEVICE CONTROLLED BY VIEWER DONATIONS TO OFFICIAL KRIME STREAMS, TO MAKE THE RACE THAT MUCH MORE FUN AND UNPREDICTABLE FOR THE RACERS AND YOU, THE VIEWER, ALIKE! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES, LOAD YOUR GUNS, AND SMOKE SOME BETAMETH, CUZ THIS IS GONNA BE CRAZY!!!

INTERACTIVE STREAMS WILL TAKE PLACE ON OFFICIAL PUBLIC KRIME CHANNELS!

BETTING POOLS WILL CLOSE AT 11:00AM, AN HOUR BEFORE THE RACE BEGINS, DISGRUNTLED BETTERS WILL BE SHOT!